just your average miserable 15 year old fangirl who likes food and blogging too much for her health.

 

perseusjacksoff:

Do old people take out their dentures before doing oral

~twenty one pilots piano masterpost~

ode-to-twentyonepilots:

so a couple of you mentioned that you’d like a masterpost of twenty one pilots sheet music so I did a bit of digging and found a handful of free sheets made by some lovely folks who I credited when I could. I also included all the tutorial videos I could find for…

caseyanthonyofficial:

I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker

bitrates:

Do kids still do lemonade stands these days or do they go straight to dealing?

(Source: bitrates)

geeses:

m4rcobodt:

m4rcobodt:

THINGS IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO BE

  • male
  • female
  • heterosexual
  • homosexual
  • pansexual
  • asexual
  • bisexual
  • cis
  • trans
  • non binary

THINGS IT IS NOT OKAY TO BE

  • an asshole
  • a goose

this post wasn’t even about social justice it was about my hatred of geese

you’re on our list.

majortwink:

in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does

unflirty:

bondoge:

unflirty:

when i die, cremate me and put my ashes into the pepper shakers at my favorite restaurant

what the fuck

(it’s red lobster)

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call me out i saw it and im dead inside

(Source: thesugarhole)